The Pacific Agility Clan was created to fill the void between agility clubs and agility businesses. We hold trials and then spend the monies earned in such a spurious and laughable fashion that neither a club nor a business would ever have us.  We seldom take ourselves seriously and you certainly shouldn't expect us to take you seriously.

Membership in The Clan is select and secret. No one member knows the name of more than three other club members. Only by the "accidental" death of a current club member or the blessing of the Dali Lama will a spot become open. The probation period for new members is a long and arduous process but as they say "membership has it privledges" (hint hint). If you wish to become a member applications are available at all branches of the 7-Eleven, just approach the counter ask for "a manager" and use the code phrase "I'm interested in working here..."